rosalarian asked: Just take a look at #3: http://www.cracked.com/article_18937_5-things-you-use-every-day-that-are-getting-awesome-upgrades.html
You best get on that, or I'm replacing you.
Do your worst! You don’t have the balls or the cash, and even if you did, it’d take you eight months.
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This is a re-creation of a flowchart my roommate made:
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Chat with 2 notes
- "This tub has my mom's handwriting on it, and I don't even remember ever getting this. I...I don't know what this is, but...I know it's expired." -Mary
Chat with 6 notes
- MEGAN: "That wasn't butter. That wasn't butter. That wasn't butter. That wasn't butter. That wasn't butter. "
- MARY: "What the fuck are you DOING in there?! Those aren't things I need to be hearing! Get out of the kitchen!"
- MEGAN: "That wasn't butter. It don't know what it is, but it wasn't butter."
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YOU ARE NOTHING WITH OUT ME
I BRING PURPOSE TO YOUR MISERABLE COLD LIFE.
So fucking weird.
SHUT UP, YOU COME IN A TUB NOW ANYWAYS
YOU AREN’T EVEN REAL EGGS
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Expirations
At least 30% of my contents are currently expired. Someone please clean me.
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Morning Update
This morning a solitary crusty spoon was found in me.
I want to die.
